Kiss Me Hard Before You Go
Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

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ehlephanti:

elixrah:

em-azingg:

deslaurier:

fuckingmercutio:

youngandoldfashioned:

Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

oh dear god

Fucking fuck me

Bby

you see how the light reflects off his abs


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palet-ea:

itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

agreed
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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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yeahilovebeinpurple:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

image

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oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

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leonarrrrdo:

eegilllies:

eliZABETH


😧 Elizabeth Egan Gillies!
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honchcrow:

today during 4th period the teacher told us to be extra quiet because he was doing some important work online and he didnt know he had his computer screen hooked up to the tv in the front of the class and all he was doing was watching the titanic on netflix

(Source: clamjob, via shit-myteachersays)


there is no way that this happened
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